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He did WHAT to you at The Standard!?

If you've tried to sleep with a stranger under the age of 30 recently, it probably went something like this.

Come and go as you please by choosing your ideal check in and out times.

Our brothers and sisters in hospitality with hotels in Austin, Marfa, San Antonio, San Francisco, and Todos Santos.

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