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How to Survive the Mayan Apocalypse

The world is scheduled to end again this Friday, so if you haven't starting planning yet, it's time to get serious. With expedited shipping, there's still time to order your Crosman Doomsday Bug-Out Survival Kit and Gerber Apocalypse Deterrence Value Bundle from Walmart, but better act fast. In the meantime, Standard Culture doomsday doyen Anthony Haden-Guest and his colleague, Chris Fequiere, have some advice for things to do while you wait for your machete to arrive.

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