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The Weirdest DMs You've Sent to The Standard

We get some pretty strange DMs to The Standard's inbox. From the crude to the cute, the irate to the just plain confusing, we do our best to respond, but sometimes it’s hard to know where to start. We thought we'd take a moment to share some of our favorite inquiries from the last few months. Bear in mind, we’re keeping the really real messages under wraps (trust us, it's for your own good). 
#1
Africa
Not sure if require is the word. The word is need. And the answer is YES.

#2
Entrance
Look for the gigantic yellow door. 

#3
Baby
Some people call it TOTS, but this is taking it a little too far. 

#4
Boom
Classy.

#5
Magic
As a general rule, we keep magic as far away from our restaurant as possible. 

#6
Bro
The best part is the finger in the top of the frame.

#7
Atmquery
That doesn’t seem like a very good deal, but we’ll check with the business people. 

#8
Oscarandandre
Pics or it didn't happen.

#9
Very
Wait...so how beautiful?

#10
Model
We already told you. You’re just not model material. 

#11
Mom
Moooooooooooooom, stop!

#12
Fuckus
We appreciate your feedback. 

#13
Boo
No more smiles for you, boo. It’s over. 

#14
Disco
Is this one of those trick questions? 

#15
Emoji
Ugh, fine, we'll make out with you.

#16
Friendship
Ooh yes, honey, let’s do the friendship. 

#17
Go
Yasssss.

#18
Love
Same.

#19
Moviestars
The movie stars. 

#20
Partiers
We closed the pool. Forever.

#21
Pencils
OK, but when you're a lawyer, we might need to call in a favor.

#22
Puffycoat
The Martha Wainwright show was out. of. control. 

#23
Reallygood
Told you so. 

#24
Sayot
But. We. Can’t.

#25
Shish
We require so much information. 

#26
Sogood
Fine.

#27
Sparklers
Wheeeee, sparklers!!!

#28
The+bachelor
We worked hard for those handsome guys between 27 and 35 who speak French. 

#29
Rosev2
You always know just what a girl needs. 

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