I think we are to credit something called GBoysNYC!!!!!!! for this clever map. Not totally sure.
Some of our favorites:
SoHo = Gucci Prada Louis
Chinatown = 10 dolla
Green Point = Russia
Upper East Side = Closeted Republicans
It appears The Standard, High Line is right on the border of Bears and Label Whores, while The Standard, East Village is in the heart of Yogi town.