We've been meditating on the theme of balls. The voguing kind. The kind you bounce. The kind you attend. And in this case, the kind that hang like baubles off a Christmas tree. In what could be our zenith of immaturity, we devised this highbrow/lowbrow nonsense. Match the balls to the statue. Scroll to the bottom for the answers—our sincere apology to Art History professors everywhere.
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