Spa Report

Overheard in the Hamam

Our sensual Turkish-style bath at The Standard Spa, Miami Beach is prime for good sound bites. Here are some of the best things you said over a few recent Friday nights.


We don't fuck around with lighting!!!


Well played.


Another relationship saved by the Spa.


Acid's one hell of a drug. 


Sure is, friend.


What happens in the hamam, stays in the hamam.


You guys!!! No!!!


Worth a shot.




You're welcome.


You are LIVING your LIFE.


Like, The Shining Kubrick? Or Eyes Wide Shut Kubrick?


What rosé are you drinking and can we have some?


Oy. Vey.




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