Spa Report

Overheard in the Hamam

Our sensual Turkish-style bath at The Standard Spa, Miami Beach is prime for good sound bites. Here are some of the best things you said over a few recent Friday nights.

#1

We don't fuck around with lighting!!!

#2

Well played.

#3

Another relationship saved by the Spa.

#4

Acid's one hell of a drug. 

#5

Sure is, friend.

#6

What happens in the hamam, stays in the hamam.

#7

You guys!!! No!!!

#8

Worth a shot.

#9

Ugh.

#10

You're welcome.

#11

You are LIVING your LIFE.

#12

Like, The Shining Kubrick? Or Eyes Wide Shut Kubrick?

#13

What rosé are you drinking and can we have some?

#14

Oy. Vey.

#15

Ditto.

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