Last month, I woke up to a message from M asking me if…Oh, M is what the inner circle call Madonna, just so you know. That’s what she prefers of us.
Anyway, she left a message asking that I call her back because she needed a favor. So after breakfast, I rang her back, and she asked me if she could shoot her next video for "Bitch I’m Madonna" on the top three floors of The Standard, High Line.
I mean, I had heard the song. It’s AMAZING, and the lyrics were basically my life story…
“We hit the elevator right up to the rooftop”
That’s how I get to the Top of The Standard daily!
“Yeah, we’ll be drinking and nobody gonna stop us
And we’ll be kissing anybody that’s around us”
Hello??? Anyone that’s met me has probably made out with me, too!
“I just wanna have fun tonight”
And yesterday and today and tomorrow!
"We go hard or we go home
We gon’ do this all night long
We get freaky if you want"
Bitch, I’m Stan D’Arde!!
Of course, I said yes.
So without further ado, here's "Bitch I’m Madonna", directed by Jonas Åkerlund and shot entirely at The Standard, High Line ... of course.