February 04 2019

NOT YOUR STANDARD VALENTINE'S

This Valentine's, we are into whatever you're into; whether it be an all-female comedy show, an anti-Valentine's Day rave, love potions or heart-ons, we have got you covered. Have a look below and decide where your heart will go this month....
MIAMI
The Standard Spa, Miami Beach
FEBRUARY SPA SPECIALS
All of February
The Spa

CUPID’S LITTLE HELPER
This rich sugar scrub will stimulate circulation and polish your skin to perfection, leaving you relaxed, refreshed and kissably soft all over. $100, regularly $115.

K.I.S.S. (Keep It Sensual and Satisfying)
Begin in the hammam for some warm-up time. Then, receive a 60 or 90-minute Standard Massage followed by a complete lathering with a Turkish Hammam Rub and Scrub. 90 min. $225 per person, regularly $250.

CELESTIAL + ACUPUNCTURE ALIGNMENT FOR TWO
An acupuncture and astrology session in one—and for two! We start with customized individual acupuncture treatments to get you relaxed and receptive to cosmic information, then reunite you to uncover both of your natal charts and planetary DNA. Let the planets (not each other) identify your crazies, gifts and karma. Gain a deeper awareness of each other, who you are and who you are meant to be. Don’t you really want to know? $250 per person (90 minutes).

COUPLES (SOUND) THERAPY
Tuning out lately perhaps? Tune in and harmonize with each other under the calming sounds and gentle vibrations of crystal sound bowls incorporated with customized massages. Rediscover deep relaxation and your natural states of beauty and well-being together with this transformative experience. $235 per person (90 minutes).

SCHILLER WATER BIKE PLAY DATE
Both still looking for the ride of your life? Ride solo or tandem on Biscayne Bay on our pontooned Schiller water bikes…and doggie makes three! $75 per bike or $50 per person. (doggies ride free).

BOOK AN APPOINTMENT

The Standard x YachtLife: Love Boat
Monday, February 11 – Sunday, February 17

We’re setting sail with YachtLife. Get your lovers or friends together and enjoy $250 credit toward any charters booked Valentine's Day week (Feb 11-17) plus $600 of Standard Spa offerings for $399 including 2 Spa Day Passes, 2 DIY Hammam Bath Bars, and your choice of 2 Massages (The Standard or The Traditionalist) when you book the Valentine’s Day Special. 

RESERVE HERE 

Not Your Standard Valentine’s Day at Lido Bayside Grill
Thursday, February 14, 6PM – Close
The Lido Bayside Grill

Oysters: 1/2 dozen, watermelon agua chile $24
Wild Salmon: sweet potato gratin, hard spice, beurre fondue $42
Wagyu Filet: 10oz filet, roasted mushrooms, truffle bordelaise $140
Chocolate Torte: pomegranate, chantilly creme $14
Bottle Specials: Perrier Jouet Brut $100 and Ruinart Rosé $100

RESERVE HERE
Los Angeles
The Standard, Downtown LA
PANTS
Tuesday, February 12, 7:45pm
Paddle Room

An all female comedy show highlighting the funniest women in the biz! Originated by Jade Catta-Preta and Tema Sall at the World Famous Comedy Store, PANTS is being featured at the Standard, Downtown LA on Tuesday, February 12th at 8pm in the Paddle Room Lounge. Come out for what will surely be a herlarious evening of comedy! 

RSVP HERE

Valentine's Dinner
Thursday, February 14, 24/7
24/7 Restaurant

Valentine's Day dinner with specials.

RESERVE HERE
The Standard, Hollywood
Desert nights
Wednesday, February 13, 7 - 10pm
Cactus Lounge

Anti-Valentine’s Day Party hosted by Franki Elliot.
Featuring: Alison Glad (V. Single Podcast/Vice), Dakota Loesch (Author, You Are an Idiot), Trishes (Musician), Stacey (Musician), Psychic Love with  Readings by Ryan Fukuda.

RSVP HERE

Rau Ram Pop Up
Wednesday, February 13, 7PM - 9:30PM
Croft Alley

This will be its first Stateside debut offering Kevin Ching’s signature regional, Asian/Asian fusion cuisine. With a strong taste for herbaceous Vietnamese flavors, Rau Răm playfully synthesizes various Southeast Asian cuisines and puts forth an evolved, regionally-localized form of fusion.
One night only!

$100 prix-fixe dinner; includes a specialty cocktail.

Laphet Miang Kham: fermented tea leaf, avocado, crunchy things
Chicken Liver and Pork Pâté: pickled watermelon relish, charred peanuts, burmese gold
Sea Bass and Diver Scallop Poisson Cru: coconut and jalapeño aguachile, ginger nước chấm, thai basil oil
Rau răm Som Tam: crispy soft shell crab, avocado crema, laphet - nam pla vinaigrette
Lemongrass Porchetta Salad: burmese saw moe, kaffir lime, fresh herbs
Khanom Jeen Nam Ya: fresh rice noodles, spicy pounded fish curry, coconut cream
Wagyu Steak “bún chả” Tacos: fresh herbs and pickled vegetables, pineapple nước chấm, rau răm chimichurri
Almond Panna Cotta: jasmine tea granita, lychee, coconut tapioca

RESERVE HERE

Valentine's Day
Thursday, February 14, 11am - 10pm
Croft Alley

One night only prix-fixe $57/person.

First (choose one)

Artisan Lettuce Salad: tomato concasse, bacon bits, bacon sherry vinaigrette 
Citrus Beet Salad: candy beets, goat cheese, pecans, yuzu vinaigrette 

Second (choose one)

Mushroom Risotto: maitake mushrooms, black cod
Jidori Chicken: truffle mashed potatoes, asparagus
Korabuta Pork: braised cabbage, lardons, bacon jam 
Dessert (choose one)

Lavender Creme Brulee
Chocolate Tart: salted caramel, strawberries

New York
The Standard, East Village
Annie O Presents: Alexia Bomtempo
Thursday, February 14th, 7 - 9pm
The Penthouse / Narcbar

The Annie O Music Series presents an evening with Alexia Bomtempo immediately followed by a special late-night lovers' cocktail hour featuring "Annie's Love Potion" in Narcbar.

RSVP HERE

Valentine's Day in Narcissa
Thursday, February 14th
Narcissa

Prix-fixe $88/person and a la carte both available.

Bread Service

Parker House Rolls: nori, saffron, house butter

First (choose one)

Narcissa's Salad: apples, citrus, browned hazelnuts, parmesan
Burrata: calabrian chili, black lime, four star sourdough
Beef Tartare: brown butter rye crumbs, rosemary vinegar
Oyster Roc-A-Fella for Two: house bacon, broccoli rabe, sage

Second (choose one)

Toasted Rye Cavatelli: oyster mushrooms, black truffle, parmesan
Bucatini Carbonara: guanciale, black pepper
Spaghetti and Meatballs for Two

Third (choose one)

Walnut Miso Roasted Squash: pumpkin seed pipian, grilled kale chips
Whole Branzino: seasoning pepper beurre blanc, grilled scallion, pickled hibiscus
Koji Rubbed Steak: stewed cherry tomatoes, spicy radishes, bagna cauda
Fried Chicken for Two: hot sauce, fermented honey, braised greens, biscuits

Dessert (choose one)

Mirror Finish Chocolate Cake for Two: chocolate sponge, strawberry mousse, chocolate glaze
Assorted Seasonal Sorbets

RESERVE HERE

Kiss & Bliss Out
Thursday, February 14th

Book this Valentine’s Day for a bottle of Moet champagne upon arrival, access to Annie O’s Penthouse performance by Alexia Bomtempo, followed by a late night, sweethearts’ happy hour in narcbar. Seal it with a kiss and a complimentary continental breakfast for two.
Available for room service, of course. 


BOOK HERE
The Standard, High Line
Hearts & Hard-Ons!
Thursday, February 14th, 10pm - 4am
Le Bain & Top of The Standard

Susanne Bartsch presents:

...on the 18th floor of the Standard Hotel, High Line...

Kabaret Boom @ Top of the Standard

Sounds:
GUEST DJ AQUARIA
Jacopo Olmo (TheInsaneBaller)
Mazurbate
...and MORE TBA!

Shows:
Dirty Martini
Dorian Electra
Leonid The Magnificent

OUI! DISCO @ Le Bain

Sounds:
Eli Escobar
Tigga Calore

RSVP HERE

Dinner at The Standard Grill
Thursday, February 14th, 
The Standard Grill

Prix-fixe $110/person in main dining room

Starter

Wild Shrimp with Lemon & Nori

First (choose one)

Jambon Iberico De Belotta
Bluefin Tuna Crudo
Grass Fed Beet Tartare

Second (choose one)

NY Strip. 14 Oz, prime aged 60 days
Lobster, 2 1/2 pounds, shelled
Poussin, spatchcock, whole young chicken
*All grilled over binchotan and served with Perigourdine sauce pomme purée and wild mushrooms.

Third 

Chocolate Bombe Sweetheart Dessert for two.

A la carte + specialty items in Grill Café

RESERVE HERE

V-Day Booking Package
Thursday, February 14th
The Standard, High Line

Book this Valentine's Day and say "I love you" with a bottle of Moet champagne and breakfast treat for two. Delivered to your room, of course.

BOOK HERE

Jazz for Two
Thursday, February 14th, 4-9PM
Top of The Standard

Dine on caviar and champagne this Valentine's Day as we bring a special Sunset Jazz to Top of The Standard, featuring the dazzling Jordan Piper.

RSVP HERE