December 03 2014

Santa Feels Safer At Night

New York-Le Bain

Le Bain: What’s on your Christmas wish list this year?
SAFER AT NIGHT: Lots of gear! We have our eyes on the JoMox MBase 11 which makes kick drums! Flyer miles! The ability to teleport! Romance by the fire!

Who is your favorite Santa Claus from pop culture?
Krampus, because it's so surreally absurd and dark...drunk Santa at the shopping mall... And Clay-motion Santa from the classic Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer that we’ve watched since childhood.

SAN Christmas mix for Le Bain

What are your favorite Christmas songs?
Elmo & Patsy - Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer! Jingle Bell Rock! A Holly Jolly Christmas preferably sung by one of those moving Santa hats! Hum... It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas, because our grandpa always "sings" it when it snows.

Please tell us about the night you learned the truth: that Santa Claus is actually REAL?
We caught our dad eating the cookies we left for him in the middle of the night. Or was he the one stealing candy from little kids? We might have never seen the real Santa anyway. I assume it's Safer to travel At Night!

Saturday, December 20, Le Bain presents SAN'TA, a Safer At Night Xmas party featuring DKDS, Curses, Cranks and Total Fitness. Doors 10pm. The Standard, High Line.