December 06 2017

Overheard in the Hamam

Miami-Spa Report
Our sensual Turkish-style bath at The Standard Spa, Miami Beach is prime for good sound bites. Here are some of the best things you said over a few recent Friday nights.
#1
The Standard
We don't fuck around with lighting!!!
#2
The Standard
Well played.
#3
The Standard
Another relationship saved by the Spa.
#4
The Standard
Acid's one hell of a drug. 
#5
The Standard
Sure is, friend.
#6
The Standard
What happens in the hamam, stays in the hamam.
#7
The Standard
You guys!!! No!!!
#8
The Standard
Worth a shot.
#9
The Standard
Ugh.
#10
The Standard
You're welcome.
#11
The Standard
You are LIVING your LIFE.
#12
The Standard
Like, The Shining Kubrick? Or Eyes Wide Shut Kubrick?
#13
The Standard
What rosé are you drinking and can we have some?
#14
The Standard
Oy. Vey.
#15
The Standard
Ditto.
Eavesdropped by
Sarah Humphries