January 31 2018

More Weird DMs You've Sent to The Standard

Since we had so much fun trolling our DMs the first time, we did it again. From the crude to the cute, the irate to the just plain confusing, here are our favorite DMs from the last few months. 
#1
The Standard
We need to know everything about this child. 
#2
The Standard
It doesn't.
#3
The Standard
#4
The Standard
NOT THE SAME.
#5
The Standard
Come over! Let’s Disco! 
#6
The Standard
This better be good. 
#7
The Standard
BYOBabes. 
#8
The Standard
A gud afternoon to you
#9
The Standard
That shouldn’t be disruptive at all. 
#10
The Standard
How much time do you have?
#11
The Standard
Nice remembers are kind of our thing. 
#12
The Standard
Our bod our biz. 
#13
The Standard
Yeah. 
#14
The Standard
Always.
#15
The Standard
You had us at "gastronomy."
#16
The Standard
Ugh, Millennials.  
#17
The Standard
More like METH!
#18
The Standard
Fucking finally. 
#19
The Standard
Chicago and you’re welcome.