Swim, Fishies, Swim!
July 15 2014

Swim, Fishies, Swim!

Miami-To Do

Swim Week Miami starts Friday and we’re ready to soak up all that quick-drying fashion and fun. Here's what's happening at The Standard Spa. Don't forget to RSVP!

Friday: Down in Africa

First up, on Friday from 7-10pm, is a cocktail party with Bantu, Africa's original surf and beachwear brand, with a performance by violin chanteuse Chargaux, and drinks from Kanon. Check out their beautiful Tumblr here.

Saturday: "Dive-in Movie" Zoolander

Peroni and popcorn, anyone? Flash your Blue Steel poolside and join us on Saturday at 8:30pm for the perfect accompaniment to Miami mayhem, our dive-in movie screening of the fashion world send-up, Zoolander. RSVP here.

Sunday: It's Always Lazy

Men's trunks from Orlebar Brown & NUDE Audio speakers

Postpone that hangover just a bit longer at our Lazy Sunday BBQ from 3-8pm with English swimwear designer Orlebar Brown. Our favorite portable bluetooth speakers, Nude Audio will also be there debuting its new water-resistant, Super M speaker. RSVP here.

Monday: Pam Ann Performs

Save a little something for an evening with Pam Ann, the world's most inappropriate air hostess/comedienne. She's bawdy, raunchy, and completely hilarious. Cocktails 8-10pm, performance at 9pm. RSVP here.

Beware Standard Swimmers, this clip is NSFW:

Alright, beautiful fishies. See you on the beach!