Room 1609: Spank Rock & Family
August 19 2014

Room 1609: Spank Rock & Family

New York-Room Report

NAME:
Naeem Juwan (a.k.a. Spank Rock)

OCCUPATION:
Baltimore-by-way-of-Philadelphia MC

PURPOSE OF STAY:
Killing it at Governors Island with Harlem Shake producer Baauer and Boys Noise

ACCOMMODATIONS:
Sun-drenched corner room at The Standard, East Village with a stunning view of the downtown skyline

THE VIBE:
Raucous, tipsy

ACTIVITIES:
Sunset drinking, outfit evaluation, lounging in bed

VISITORS:
Manager Emily Rabbit, backup dancers, publicist, DJ, friends, stylist, label rep

BEST QUOTE:
"Can you move out of my light?" Amanda Blank, hypewoman, singer

DRINK OF CHOICE:
Andre Balazs Sunset Beach Rosé

PERSONAL EFFECTS:
“Night Walking” (young adult “noir"), Air Jordans, sticker-covered Macbooks, gold chains, gold rings, gold watches, “Trickster Makes This World: Mischief, Myth, and Art” by Lewis Hyde, Throat Comfort Yogi Tea, Everything Is Boring and Everyone Is a Fucking Liar tote bag, Fuji point-and-shoot

ESSENTIAL ITEM:
“Man Heels”