March 26 2013

Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boo, Bitches!

From that hive of satirical hijinks known as College Humor comes this top-shelf parody of Harmony Corine's Bacchanalian tour de force, Spring Breakers. Playing off the film's cast of former Disney Channel stars, here we have the actual Disney princesses (Jasmine, Cinderella, Ariel, and Snow White) so desperate to go to "the ball" they beat and rob Cinderella's "bitch stepmom," and then it's springbreak 4-ev-ah, hatas. It deserves repeated viewings just to savor every Disney catchphrase "Harmonized", so to speak. And if you haven't seen the actual Spring Breakers, make haste. Unless you have a college-aged child, then make the opposite of haste. Ignorance is bliss, y'all.